Gents - if you're gonna rock the untamed beard... leave your cap at home. This look screams "I am growing out my facial hair because I cannot grow anything else on top."
Point II: If your beard is looking this unkempt... my mind wanders to what other areas - specifically Southern ones - are equally bushy. (*pukes in mouth*)
Point III: If you're sporting a beard & bald - don't leave your parent's house. There is a room called a "basement" and some Internets thingies - both were designed specifically for you.