Since we started highlighting all the fake beard growers out there (and our disgust for you), we've received emails about different ways to rock one w/o growing it.
ATTENTION: this blog is all about the real facial hairs.
That said, it seems that should you wish to fake a 'stache - your best options would be to visit - THIS.
But trust us, we're not sure who is lying to you, but disguising your baby face only makes you look like a dumb asshole (see below). 