The Goatee: Best of the Worst

We've blogged about beards, 'staches, and tonight we're going to closely examine the best of the absolute worst - otherwise known as - the goatee. A goatee, ladies and gents, is a beard formed by a tuft of hair on the chin or other interesting variations. Fun fact: the word originated from the tuft of hair seen on an adult goat. (Don't tell me this blog isn't educational).

Here are a few submitted to us - the best of the worst:

Exhibit A: The Fire Crotch Graduate
























Exhibit B: We're Glad This Is Only An Upper Body Shot























Exhibit C: I Puked On My Keyboard (No, seriously, I did)