Stellar advice? - Perhaps. But it's actually a great song by the Australian band The Beards. This band has written recent hits such as "The Beard Stays," "I'm in the Mood For... Beards," along with rarities such as "A Wizard Needs a Beard." Most of the classics are available now on SoundCloud.
The concept of The Beards is easy to grasp -- a folk-rock band that exclusively writes and performs songs on the ultimate facial hair style -- beards. According to their Website, "The Beards formed in 2005 – a dark time for the beards. It was a time when having a beard could mean unemployment, social isolation, and sometimes death. That’s when four defiant bearded men from South Australia decided enough was enough, and the beard revolution began."
Check 'em out:
(The Beards' 3rd album "Having A Beard Is The New Not Having A Beard.")