When searching for Halloween costumes this year, feel free to dress up as your favorite celeb or cult film character, but PLEASE don't buy a beard. There is nothing more pathetic than announcing to the world that you're too lazy to grow one yourself. If you're incapable of growing a beard, again, don't highlight that fact.
Save your dignity - pick a costume from The Jersey Shore or become a Tiger Booty Buddy.
Examples of FAIL
- World's Longest Beard
- Lumberjack Mask
- Child's Grey Beard
- Biblical Beard
- Lord of Rings Gandalf Wig & Beard Set
