John Pfund

John Pfund: Warriors Come Out To Play

Bucks County, Pennsylvania, is known for its dining, lodging, restaurants, and real estate, but there is a far more impressive offering in this area - John Pfund's beard (aka: Pfund).

This 23 year old, ex-Northeastern football player, known for his drinking, sloth-like abilities, and fast women (according to my little brother) - left me speechless.  The beard possess an air of grandeur and has an exceptional gnome-like quality.  

Proof below ---