"For 8 years now I've been addicted to cold turkey. When I tell people I'm quitting cold turkey, they say,"What are you quitting?"-- I'm fucking quitting cold turkey." - Zach Galifianakis
Remember back in March 2010, when BaB asked you to boycott Zach Galifianakis until he grew his beard back? Well, we're reluctantly going back on the pro-Galifianakis bandwagon especially after we saw his bearded glory grace the cover of GQ where the magazine stated, "There's comedy gold in them thar hairs." (Obviously the outlet meant that "them thar hairs" give Zach the comedy power he needs to be awesome, but we'll let it slide).
He returns to the big screen this May with The Hangover Part II, so it comes as no surprise that new readers of GQ are also offered a free messenger bag with thieir subscription next month (not joking).
“The world has never been more screwed up than it is right now. Except maybe during the wonder years. I think it all started with Fred Savage and that whole thing he did with Savage Garden… Technology is also overrated. It’s making our society less private. Like, I would advise people that while it’s okay to tweet about your paper-towel purchase, I really don’t want to know about what shape your stool is in.” - Zach G.