Don't Blame The Beard (or Marker)

Holy god... some people dont learn, we're sick of this. Help us find this beard perversionist and bring them to justice.

Modesto (c'mon Cali, when we asked you to up your game we didn't mean this) police are searching for a woman who robbed a gas station dressed as a man, complete with a fake beard she had drawn on her face... WITH A MARKER.

G'damn, these criminals are not just giving beards a black eye every time they pull this desguise bull crap, but they dont even go to our good friends at I Made You a Beard. Sick sad world... I guess if you want to read all about it, you can do so here:

Woman Draws Beard On Her Face, Robs Gas Station

Don't Blame The Beard

Welcome to the inaugural edition of this (soon to be) recurring feature on B-a-B... you may have seen us protect the image of beards on Twitter with this call to action, perhaps even on Facebook and Tumblr... so we decided to take it to the blog, since issues keep on arising.

We call it simply... Don't Blame The Beard!

For every awesome beard there seem to be misguided beardos, law enforcement officers, brash public conclusions, thesmokinggun.com and many many other platforms that just seem to jump to conclusions... as such, we have taken it upon ourselves to combat the narrow minded state of pogonophobic public by a targeted campaign aimed at distancing acts of detriment by beardos to the beardo nation.

That said, not every beard will get our protection under these parameters... only the ones deserving and worthy will reap the benefits of our other cheek philosophy.

Today's DBTB candidate is 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle WV... who, according to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department (and WSAZ-News Channel 3), was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles... he was detained for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin.

So, all you readers... spread our words, and DO NOT, under any circumstance, blame this awesome white mutton-chop beard, for the actions of the man attached to it... and you, Eddie... zip up, put your shirt back on, and take a bow... you're the inaugural member of our DBTB community!