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Stache 2012

We have always said at B-a-B that facial hair transcends politics. Our love and devotion to promoting global hirsute appreciation goes beyond and above any other social issue (or fiscal)... that said, it should be the goal of all beardos and stachemates to eliminate pogonophobia from all corners of the world. Arguably, the best way to do this is to elect officials with facial hair.

Those mates are hard to find (and even harder to find are the gals)... but, we have found one. If you haven't met or heard of him yet, please meet Herman Cain, he is currently running for president of the United States. Like or dislike his politics, or that of his GOP compadres (all of whom, including Michele Bachmann) are facial hairless.

Herman, who recently won the Florida Straw Poll, you have our support... just don’t shave. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can grow for your country.

Welcome to the US Spotify, Way to Prove It

So, Spotify has finally hit the US... The award-winning music service that’s taken Europe by storm has now come to U.S. shores. Millions of tracks ready to play instantly, on your computer and your phone. the site boasts it's awesomeness by this tagline gen: Any track, any time, anywhere. And it's free!

That's cool and all, but what's cooler is this 'about' video who's lead role is a stached drummer! From this day forth, to us, you will be known as Stachify. Way to prove it brethren.

'Staches Hit the Valley

BaB has covered the tech 'stache & beard scene for a while intervewing such media notables as Dan Patterson, Twitter's Trammell, TWiT's Tom Merritt, etc. etc. But what really made us smile was an article in The Wall Street Journal that discussed perks in hot start-ups highlighting Airbnb's "Mustache Monday" office policy - where employees can feel free to sport some follicle fierceness.

Know any other start-ups with "pro-hair" office mantras?  Hit us up!   
 (Photo credit: Airbnb Flickr Page)

Joseph Waldo "Mustache Man" Arrested In NYC

Back in January, BaB reported on the spotting of fabulous "mustached" curly tags being drawn on billboards in NYC subways.  Sad to say that NYC police have caught the 26-year-old graffiti artist who had a way with a black Sharpie.  Joseph Waldo was arrested on charges including felony criminal mischief and possession of a graffiti instrument.  Estimated damage for his "artistic touch" is estimated at about $1,500.00.

Interestingly, it was through Internet bragging that this Gray Line tours employee was busted.  


(Photo credit: New York Daily News)

 

 

Heavenly Staches -- BEHOLD!

Thanks to our friendly scout Peter Ha from The Daily, we have been alerted to signs from the above and the many greater forces than man (and some women) in suport of facial hair. If you had any reasons to doubt that there is something greater out there, somewhere, consider this your pie in the face.

First came this from Peter:

Followed by this via the Googles:

Then this...

Then THIS:

 And finally this gem:

 

Way to #proveit Stache Gods... beard Gods, you're on next.

It's A Really Long Story, Chet.

"The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'" 
The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off rank high on my list of all-time favorites with Weird Science outranking both, for the record.  Yet upon discovering the documetary "Don't You Forget About Me," a few of my beloved John Hughes' actors are all 'stached out.  Alan Ruck is sporting a sweet Fu Manchu and Emilio Estevez & Judd Nelson are rocking some plump goatees.
(Pic: Alan Ruck - middle)
(Pic: Judd Nelson)
(Pic: Emilio)

Must-Have Mustache Accessories

The rules of attraction still might come down to the physical features of men and women, but here are two solid ways to capture an onlookers attention:

  • For ladies who want a little 'stache (beyond their boyfriend's or growing one) they should consider some stud earrings to lure a mate. 
  • For men, an often overlooked, but completely important accessory of a suit is the cufflink. Cufflinks are a stylish and elegant accessory that emphasizes a man's individuality and what better way to further distinguish yourself from the crowd than by rocking a mustache on both the face and... wrists.

For $59.00 GothamSmith is selling stainless steel mustache cufflinks.  

It's ok. Be the talk of the party & dare to twirl multiple mustaches.  

(Photo: GothamSmith)

Our Mustachioed Rangers

"They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for." - Tom Bodett

If this quote is true than the NY Ranger's "something to do" boils down to their love for growing mustaches. As reported by The New York Times, it began with Brian Boyle, but soon Brandon Dubinsky revealed a respectable lip coat, and finally, Bryan McCabe is on the facial hair train revealing - not only a mustache - but a Fu Manchu
 
McCabe stated to The New York Daily News "I told Dubi that if he (scored), then I’d do it too. I’m a man of my word.  Could be someone else’s turn next, let’s hope the trend continues.”

Let's hope this movement continues, McCabe.  Growing facial hair should never be a fad - it's a lifestyle decision that can go under numerous changes - but mostly we hope our readers aspire for a metamorphosis from 'staches to beards or vice versa. "Trend" implies it will soon die-out. Of course, we understand the magical powers of beards, which is why the "playoff" beard is so valuable to teams. Yet, imagine how much stronger The Rangers would be if they kept their mustaches and beards all year round.... 

As beard growers Henrik Lundqvist and Brandon Prust both refuse to shave during the playoffs, it got us thinking if there is a female equivelant to a hockey playoff beard?  Well, there is.  We'll leave it at that.  
 (Photo credit: Getty Images)

Best of CES 2011

This year I was unable to attend the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, but that didn't prevent me from scouting beards & staches on platforms such as Twitter and Instagram.  Thanks to the watchful eye of Mr. Jon Synder, I stumbled upon the following picture of this magnificent specimen rockin' not only a killer 'stache, but one hell of a kick ass shirt (note the strategic badge placement to show it off), over-sized glasses (I'll refrain from further commenting about that), and clutch water-bottle (an obvious trade show pro).   

Now I can barely make out his name, but believe his tag reads "Ronald Taraze" and thanks to Jon's detective eye (and a few DMs exchanged), believe the company is Lockheed Martin .  

So whoever this mysterious gent is at CES.... if you see "Ronald" walking around as the show comes to an end -- run up & shake this man's hand.  He's BaB's winner for The Best of CES 2011.

Cake's "Compassion" for Mustached Men

Cake's bearded frontman John McCrea was recently quoted in an interview stating, "I think people are dealing with mustache issues in our culture. A lot of people grew up with men around them who had mustaches, and I think it's a therapeutic thing for us to talk about it."  Of course he is referring to his band's sixth studio album - 'Showroom of Compassion' - which features the song 'Mustache Man (Wasted).'

In regards to the lyrics, McCrea noted "the song is therapeutic having grown up in California in the '70s and '80s."  He continued, "You rarely see a waxed mustache anymore, but I have a few traumatic memories from childhood, like of dudes who used wax to make the ends of their mustaches into a sharp object."  

The album is getting decent reviews with The New York Daily News proclaiming "the band's sound and words still have bite - and an audience."

Despite the song and bearded commitment of McCrea, Cake is a few 10-15 years behind on the facial hair front.  John recently noted, "We thought about having a mustache contest, and we still might do that. We might have a 'Best Mustache in the World' contest."  

Maybe it's best to stick with music.  We've been there, done that... & done that.   

 

10Qs with a Stache-o Ben Davidson

Ben (or Benjamin as facebook calls him) Davidson is a man who needs an introduction... his stache however, does not.

At the 2009 World Championships, By Mathew Rainwaters

I first met Ben back stage at the National Beard and Moustache Championships in Bend Oregon this past summer, and his stache followed him everywhere, so i met it too, and what a stache it was... while of course not a match to the winner of the natural stache category in Bend, Ben's tache is something to behold, envy and of course in our case, commend.

This gent is a quiet yet fierce competitor whom has taken the gold (and bronze) both nationally, locally and even internationally (full scorebox for Ben's stache is as follows, all for natural stache category: 1st place, 2009 NYC BMC; 3rd place, 2009 World Championships in Anchorage AK; 1st place, 2010 Coney Island BMC; and most recently 1st place in the 2010 Ohio BMC, Dayton OH).

Given this track record and this being the month of the stache (Movember), we decided to award Ben the coveted (and arbitrary) title of "Beardo of the Month!" I sat down with Ben and talked bearding (or stache-ing), grooming, thunder, arm wrestling, and much much more... read on!

When did you first grow or start growing it? how long as it been since your upper lip saw any sun?
I started growing facial hair in 2007, I think. I had a small beard for a while and then shaved that off leaving just the stache in the summer of 2008. So it's been about 3 - 3 1/2 years since my upper lip saw some sun. 

How'd you get into competitive bearding (or staching in your case)?
I basically just happened upon an ad for the First Beard and Moustache Competition in Coney Island, NY in September of '08. I really had no intention of entering the contest, and just wanted to check out some crazy and hilarious facial hair. When I got there everybody said I should enter, I did, and won first place in the natural moustache category. That spurred me on to go to future competitions.

The staches are always well represented at competitions, but think often also get a back seat to the beards, why is that?
I assure you, I don't know. I suppose it could be because it can take a lot longer to grow an immense beard. I can grow my stache out in 6 months or so. Also beards are easier to see from a distance.

Aren't you happy/thankful that (THE) Jack Passion trims his stache and does not (yet?) compete in your category... be honest.
Haha, I love Jack's beard as most people do, but he derives most of his power from his beard's immense volume, and the fact that said volume is bright ass orange. If he were to shave down to just the stache he would lose some of his shock and awe. I think it would be a pretty close competition between us. I don't think I've ever seen a large orange handlebar moustache. That would be pretty sweet. But I suppose in the end, I'm pretty content with him competing in the beard category.

You had to arm-wrestle a guy at the Coney Island BNC for your title... not quite the traditional way to win, but it seemed to work in your favor (what was the age of that guy, 95?). Do you like traditional rules of say the national Competition or those on the local circuit like at Coney Island?
No way, that guy was 75 at the most! I'll take traditional rules any day. At least arm wrestling could be considered kinda manly. If anybody asks me to start singing and dancing it's over for me. I don't go there.

Let's talk grooming... Your stache is glorious, and it really really suits your face... how'd you train it to do what you want, or are you just blessed with the coveted stache gene our scientists are working tirelessly to isolate?
Well, I could go on all day about this, but I'll keep it short. I do have good moustache genes cause my hair grows fast and really straight. If you have really straight hair and a somewhat thick moustache, you can probably have a moustache similar to mine. Anyway, make sure you condition it in the shower but not too much. I have to find a happy medium, if you condition too much or too little, it frays out a lot and is harder to manage in general. Immediately when I get out of the shower I smooth it into the general shape, and put two little clips into it to hold it back away from my mouth. I leave them in just a few minutes then take them out and add some lotion. Regular hand moisturizer will do, you may have to try a few different kinds to see what works best. That's basically it. If you want to know more, hit me up on facebook or at a competition.

Seriously though, what are top 3 tips you can give on stache growing and upkeep?

  1. When you first start growing your stache, don't trim the hairs that grow from the middle of your lip. There's an awkward period when all those hairs will go in your mouth, which is kinda a pain in the ass. If you stick with it though, they will get long enough where you can spread them to the sides and they stay out of your mouth 90 percent of the time.
  2. Stay Healthy. If you're healthy, your facial hair will grow faster and more luxuriously. Have you ever seen a really fat guy with a terrible beard?
  3. Try using Elmer's glue to hold your styled stache in place. It dries in seconds and holds better than any wax I've ever tried. It washes right out with water, is non toxic and safe for kids.  

Who are your top 3 stache wearers through the years?
Rollie Fingers for sure… Ben Davidson (a football player from the 60's and 70's, he had a great stache)… I don't know... Tom Selleck?

It's Movember, or nearly the end of it, why do you think it's the staches that get the largest facial hair donations to charity each year? Our good friends at Bearduary is a distant second, but overall Movember is in a class all its own... is it just because its' easier to show the growth progress on a daily basis with staches, or is there something magical in the wax?
Because moustaches are funnier? Maybe because you have to make a concerted effort to grow a moustache. You could accidentally grow a beard, but you have to make the effort of shaving most of your face to have a stache. Also, people just want an excuse to grow a moustache.

Would you ever shave yours and start again if you couls have some high paying sponsors?
Oh Hell yes! I'd do it for low paying sponsors as well, if anybody has an offer.

Are you going to bring the thunder for the New York BMC?
I will be in attendance although, I'm still undecided about bringing the thunder…

 

P.S. While Ben's stache is amazing, and awesome, and hairy and all that... dont be fooled, Ben can grow a pretty sick ass beard too. Kudos!


Today Is 'Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache' Day

That's right, readers! Today is "Have Sex With A Guy With A Mustache" Day.  And although I am not reporting live from the bedroom (sadly my man only has scruffy sexiness not a full blown 'stache) I fully support any efforts to raise awareness for solid charity organizations. Over the years Asylum and numerous other media organizations and popular Websites - from reporters to editors to interns - have taken the Movember challenge (aka: growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men).

During this time, women have encouraged (or endured) their partners growing 'staches for this awesome cause, but are often left feeling unsatisfied. Since the majority of women can't grow facial hair, and faking one only brings us mild amusement (wait, we're talking about mustaches here... focus).... Asylum, in cooperation with the American Mustache Institute, decided to declare Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day on November 18th for women all across the world to actively participate in Movember efforts. 

So go grab onto a handlebar! Still in shock? Confused? Too prude to comprehend?  Too distracted speed dialing your mustache friends to meet up later? 

Emily McCombs
explains:

 

 

Mustaches vs. Cancer Benefit In NYC

Most readers are familiar with Movember this month, but there is a special two month mustache-a-thon known as Mustaches vs. Cancer where all money raised will go directly to the pediatric department at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York City.  Since 2008, just two short years, the hairy faces of Mustaches vs. Cancer have raised over $75,000 to directly benefit pediatric cancer care and research.

If you don't feel like growing a 'stache for this awesome cause, at least have a laugh browsing them, and find it in your heart to give a little.  We were sold in supporting this organization once we read their "About" section, which states: "The idea behind Mustaches vs. Cancer is to have an event in which many people can participate with a minimal amount of commitment (a mustache in no way hinders your daily life, it can only enhance it)."

The free event is happening TONIGHT, Wednesday, 11/17 at 7:00 p.m./'stache pageant begins at 8:15 at Johnny Utah's and will feature mustache themed drinks, bull riding, and a live band.  

 

Scott Hutchison Builds A Beard


Last night at Terminal 5 in New York City (the worst venue to trek to on a weekend), Frightened Rabbit took the stage and rocked out.  But the real thrill happened hours earlier on the tour bus...  Scott Hutchison graciously offered to meet, sketched us our very own "Tonight's Beard" (real fans will understand), and how he's going to keeping growing his 'stache dread-lock style (i.e. twisting it yourself and not using wax) when it gets to the appropriate length.

We also hit upon: How Ben Bridwell of Band of Horses should do a Q&A with us, the odor of the tour bus, Movember, and how San Francisco's "Fear the Beard" is wrong.  To quote Scott: "They shouldn't be fearing the beard - they should be building it."  

Operation Best Night Ever was a success.  (Oh and Scott, as fate would have it - we ended up running into the fan who got #TonightsBeard and snapped his photo).   

Frightened Rabbit - 10/30, NYC

Frightened Rabbit, Build-a-Beard's favorite 'stache band, is coming to NYC tomorrow night. 

Considering the band has been on the road for the past 3 years, nothing makes us happier than when they visit The Big Apple..... except for when Scott graciously asked us to meet with him for some friendly facial hair banter, a special "Tonight's Beard" exchange, & perhaps a few photos prior to them taking the stage.   

LIFE IS GREAT!  Follow us on Twitter - we'll be uploading photos & commentary on Saturday night. 

Love,
Riss & Alex